Needless to say, this makes me question the abilities of certain astrologers and diviners. That, and a lot of pagans just got cocky.
I’m disappointed, pagans. So many of you said you called it for Hillary Clinton, so many of you said you were cursing The Screaming Carrot Demon, but what happened?
Well, technically, you weren’t wrong. The latest count of the popular vote, she won the popular vote by a greater margin than almost every popular vote win for POTUS going back to at least Kennedy (only exception? Barack Obama). This just highlighted everything that is wrong with the electoral college system. Even the few pagans I know who called it for Fuckface Von Clownstick (many very begrudgingly), assumed it was to be the will of the people being swayed by his Fascism, rather than a corrupt electoral system that was designed in the earliest days of the States to benefite slave-holders.
I’m scared, kids. We’re all at risk, now. I can’t help but be distrustful of ask the magic workers who claimed to be working together to keep the literally least-qualified person ever to run for it out of the White House, cos either you couldn’t do it, or you all just got too cocky and didn’t give it your best.