- Apparently this is all because some Wiccans and Pagans are weird. Fox News would completely accept non-Abrahamic religions if we’d all just look and act as much like Xians as possible. Us weirdos are not only asking for it ourselves, we’re also just making everybody else look bad by association.
- Lunar calendars are “fiendishly complicated”. Since I actually think they’re relatively easy to figure out and update and synchronise with the solar calendar, clearly I really AM smarter than most other people I know.
- A lot of pagans seem to be rendering Tucker Carlson’s name as “Carlson Tucker”. I didn’t realise that The Wild Hunt was that popular in Japan, or other countries where one’s full name is rendered with the surname first.
- “We could’ve avoided this if we only had a stronger Interfaith voice!” (implied, paraphrased) In other words: This is all the community’s fault and had nothing to do with Fox News being a consistently less-accurate news source than Comedy Central, or Tumblr, or huffing paint….